he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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