yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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