I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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