Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
When did angry sex become our thing?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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