I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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