Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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