We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Randomize
