i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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