Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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