I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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