don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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