Porn is love you can see.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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