I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My feet surprised me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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