hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
