...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just tell him i said nine months
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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