Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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