my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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