I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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