You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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