dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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