he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
