she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
