make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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