Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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