We're like a lot better than the average bears
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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