Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
When did we convert life to cartoon?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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