what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
