She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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