piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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