Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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You. Win. At. Life.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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