best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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