BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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