If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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