I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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