Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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