you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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