i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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