I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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