She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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