just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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