hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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