You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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