how can u be prego again
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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