But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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