Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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