Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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