I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize