i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Someone shattered a urinal.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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