I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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