Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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