He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Do you still have your period?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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