So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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