Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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