11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
