HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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