I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Panties = found
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