hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize